2 Days Left to Obtain The Longshot
Employees:
Only 2 days of stock left for the new “Longshot” Sniper Rifle. Acquire yours now before it is too late!
-The Management
Employees:
Only 2 days of stock left for the new “Longshot” Sniper Rifle. Acquire yours now before it is too late!
-The Management
Employees:
To encourage extra efficiency this Holiday weekend, you will earn double credits and have extra energy at your disposal!
This change goes into effect tomorrow July 2 at 3pm PDT and ends July 5 at Midnight.
Remember: A stronger independent employee means a better employee.
-The Management
Employees:
Please refer to this memo prior to upgrading your device to iOS4.
-The Management
Double credit compensation begins today at 12pm PDT, and runs until Saturday at 7pm PDT.
Please note that this double compensation is only available in Deathmatch, not in the Co-op mode.
Remember: A stronger employee is better employee for scoring double credits.
-The Management
Employees:
The double credit compensation weekend begins today at 12pm PST, and runs through the weekend until Monday 12pm PST, with a Moco Shift to immediately follow.
Please note that these double compensation is only available in deathmatch, not in the coop mode. A stronger employee is a better employee, two stronger employees working together are an insurance liability.
-The Management
17 May -
Employees:
Please be advised in an ongoing effort to promote efficiency and productivity, a Moco Shift has been implemented and is presently in effect. You should notice a positive change in your Energy Bar.
As always, safety is a primary concern of Arsenal Megacorp. Attempt to avoid interfering with new construction within the compound at all costs.
Remember: a stronger employee means a better employee. Thank you for making us the global leader in national safety and personal security systems.
-The Management

This week we’re bringing you a new map, rooftop, to deathmatch and CO-OP modes. We’ll also rerelease all your favorite weapons for a limited time.
The Moco Shift returns this week and starts at noon PST.
As always, Management welcomes employee feedback as we continue to experiment with ways to improve employee productivity.